Thanksgiving Divorce

A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York two days before Thanksgiving and says, "I hate to ruin your day but I have to tell that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough.

"Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams.

"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer.", the father says.
"We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her."

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone, "Like heck they're getting divorced!"
She shouts, "I'll take care of this!"

She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at her father, "You are not getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don'd do a single thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?!" and hangs up.

The old man hangs up the phone and turns to his wife, "Okay," he says, "they're both coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own way."